:root {
  --ink: #171719;
  --cream: #fff9df;
  --pink: #ff3e85;
  --orange: #ff7b34;
  --blue: #62c8f5;
  --lime: #d9fb55;
  --pixel: "DM Mono", monospace;
  --round: "Space Grotesk", sans-serif;
}
* {
  box-sizing: border-box;
}
html {
  scroll-behavior: smooth;
}
body {
  margin: 0;
  background: var(--cream);
  color: var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--round);
}
.teaser {
  background: #17171c;
  color: #f8f3ed;
  min-height: 100svh;
  position: relative;
  overflow-x: hidden;
}
.teaser nav {
  height: 80px;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: space-between;
  max-width: 1200px;
  padding: 0 5vw;
  margin: auto;
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
}
.wordmark {
  font: 700 1.2rem var(--round);
  color: #fff;
  text-decoration: none;
  letter-spacing: -0.07em;
}
.nav-right {
  font-size: 0.84rem;
  color: #b9b6bd;
  display: flex;
  gap: 20px;
  align-items: center;
}
.nav-right b {
  color: #17171c;
  background: #fff;
  padding: 9px 16px;
  border-radius: 20px;
}
.teaser-content {
  max-width: 780px;
  padding: clamp(44px, 8vh, 100px) 24px 56px;
  margin: auto;
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
  text-align: center;
}
.avatar {
  width: 74px;
  height: 74px;
  aspect-ratio: 1 / 1;
  border-radius: 50%;
  margin: 0 auto 18px;
  display: grid;
  place-items: center;
  position: relative;
}
.avatar-dark {
  background: linear-gradient(135deg, #ffc4da, #ff6eaa);
  border: 3px solid #f8f3ed;
  color: #21141b;
  font: 700 1.25rem var(--pixel);
}
.avatar img {
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
  max-width: none;
  object-fit: cover;
  border-radius: 50%;
  filter: blur(4.2px) saturate(0.9);
  transform: scale(1.12);
}
.avatar i {
  position: absolute;
  width: 18px;
  height: 18px;
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: #39e28d;
  right: -2px;
  bottom: 2px;
  border: 3px solid #17171c;
}
.eyebrow {
  font: 400 0.73rem var(--pixel);
  color: #a9a4ad;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 0.08em;
}
.teaser-content > .eyebrow {
  margin: 0 0 11px;
}
.teaser h1 {
  font: 700 clamp(2.55rem, 5.25vw, 5.8rem)/0.92 var(--round);
  letter-spacing: -0.09em;
  margin: 20px 0;
}
.teaser h1 em {
  color: #ff4f92;
  font-style: normal;
}
.bio {
  max-width: 530px;
  margin: 0 auto 28px;
  color: #bfbac2;
  line-height: 1.5;
}
.unlock {
  font: 600 1rem var(--round);
  background: #ff4f92;
  border: 0;
  border-radius: 5px;
  padding: 16px 20px;
  cursor: pointer;
  color: #fff;
  box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #9e2054;
  transition:
    transform 0.15s,
    box-shadow 0.15s;
}
.unlock:hover {
  transform: translate(3px, 3px);
  box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #9e2054;
}
.unlock span {
  margin-left: 25px;
  font-size: 1.3rem;
}
.fine-print {
  font: 0.67rem var(--pixel);
  color: #77717b;
  margin-top: 27px;
}
.teaser-noise {
  background-image: radial-gradient(#fff3 1px, transparent 1px);
  background-size: 5px 5px;
  inset: 0;
  opacity: 0.09;
  position: absolute;
  pointer-events: none;
}
.prank-screen {
  display: none;
  min-height: 100svh;
  background: #17192d radial-gradient(#9ba4ff38 1px, transparent 1px);
  background-size: 12px 12px;
  color: #171719;
  isolation: isolate;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  padding: 24px;
  text-align: center;
}
.prank-screen.visible {
  display: flex;
  animation: pop 0.3s ease-out;
}
.transition-media {
  display: block;
  width: min(500px, 80vw);
  max-height: 72svh;
  object-fit: contain;
  border: 5px solid #090b16;
  box-shadow: 10px 10px 0 #67d7ff;
  animation: sike-pop 0.35s cubic-bezier(0.2, 1.8, 0.4, 1);
}
.comic-burst {
  position: absolute;
  width: min(70vw, 680px);
  aspect-ratio: 1;
  display: grid;
  place-items: center;
  background: #ff795f;
  border: 8px solid #090b16;
  clip-path: polygon(50% 0%, 58% 22%, 72% 4%, 75% 25%, 97% 14%, 82% 35%, 100% 43%, 79% 52%, 97% 70%, 73% 68%, 74% 96%, 58% 76%, 49% 100%, 42% 76%, 21% 94%, 26% 69%, 1% 76%, 19% 54%, 0% 43%, 20% 35%, 4% 13%, 27% 25%, 27% 2%, 42% 22%);
  transform: rotate(7deg);
  animation: burst-pop 0.45s cubic-bezier(0.2, 1.7, 0.4, 1);
}
.comic-burst span {
  color: #67d7ff;
  font: 900 clamp(2rem, 9vw, 6rem)/1 "Archivo Black", sans-serif;
  letter-spacing: -0.1em;
  transform: rotate(-10deg);
  text-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #090b16;
}
@keyframes burst-pop {
  from { transform: rotate(7deg) scale(0.1); }
  to { transform: rotate(7deg) scale(1); }
}
@keyframes sike-pop {
  from { transform: scale(0.2); }
  to { transform: scale(1); }
}
.site {
  display: none;
  background: linear-gradient(
    120deg,
    #fff9df 0 49%,
    #ffecab 49% 50%,
    #fff9df 50%
  );
  min-height: 100svh;
}
.site.visible {
  display: block;
  animation: pop 0.5s cubic-bezier(0.2, 1.4, 0.4, 1);
}
@keyframes pop {
  from {
    opacity: 0;
    transform: scale(0.97);
  }
  to {
    opacity: 1;
    transform: scale(1);
  }
}
.marquee {
  background: var(--pink);
  overflow: hidden;
  white-space: nowrap;
  border-bottom: 4px solid var(--ink);
  font: 700 0.8rem var(--pixel);
  padding: 8px 0;
  color: #fff;
}
.marquee span {
  display: inline-block;
  animation: scroll 18s linear infinite;
}
@keyframes scroll {
  to {
    transform: translateX(-50%);
  }
}
.retro-header {
  max-width: 1120px;
  margin: auto;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: space-between;
  padding: 25px 20px;
}
.logo {
  font:
    900 clamp(2rem, 5vw, 3.8rem)/1 "Archivo Black",
    sans-serif;
  color: var(--ink);
  text-decoration: none;
  letter-spacing: -0.08em;
  transform: rotate(-3deg);
}
.logo span {
  color: var(--pink);
  font-size: 0.38em;
  letter-spacing: -0.04em;
}
.under-construction {
  font: 600 0.68rem var(--pixel);
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(-45deg, #111 0 8px, #ffd400 8px 16px);
  padding: 7px;
  color: #111;
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
}
.layout {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 170px minmax(0, 900px);
  gap: 25px;
  max-width: 1120px;
  padding: 15px 20px 50px;
  margin: auto;
}
.sidebar {
  display: flex;
  flex-direction: column;
  gap: 18px;
}
.pixel-card {
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--ink);
  background: #fff;
  padding: 17px;
}
.visitor {
  text-align: center;
  background: var(--blue);
  font: 500 0.65rem/1.5 var(--pixel);
}
.visitor p {
  margin: 0;
}
.visitor strong {
  display: block;
  font: 1.05rem var(--pixel);
  padding: 4px 0;
}
.nav-links {
  padding: 8px;
}
.nav-links a {
  display: block;
  padding: 10px 6px;
  color: var(--ink);
  font: 700 0.74rem var(--pixel);
  text-decoration: none;
  border-bottom: 2px dotted var(--ink);
}
.nav-links a:last-child {
  border: 0;
}
.nav-links a:hover {
  background: var(--lime);
}
.sticker {
  background: var(--lime);
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  width: 104px;
  aspect-ratio: 1;
  display: grid;
  place-items: center;
  text-align: center;
  align-self: center;
  font: 900 1rem/0.9 "Archivo Black";
  transform: rotate(9deg);
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--pink);
}
.content {
  display: flex;
  flex-direction: column;
  gap: 40px;
}
.hero-panel {
  background: var(--orange);
  min-height: 330px;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  overflow: hidden;
  padding: 25px 35px;
}
.hero-copy {
  max-width: 475px;
  z-index: 1;
  text-align: center;
}
.blink {
  font: 700 0.72rem var(--pixel);
  margin: 0;
  animation: blink 1s step-end infinite;
}
@keyframes blink {
  50% {
    opacity: 0;
  }
}
.hero-panel h2 {
  font: 900 clamp(2.5rem, 6vw, 5rem)/0.86 var(--round);
  letter-spacing: -0.09em;
  margin: 15px 0;
}
.hero-panel h2 span {
  color: #fff;
}
.hero-panel p:not(.blink) {
  max-width: 360px;
  font-weight: 500;
  line-height: 1.4;
}
.weird-button,
.guestbook button {
  display: inline-block;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: #fff;
  text-decoration: none;
  font: 700 0.75rem var(--pixel);
  padding: 13px 15px;
  border: 0;
  cursor: pointer;
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #fff;
}
.cartoon {
  width: 240px;
  height: 285px;
  position: relative;
  align-self: flex-end;
  flex-shrink: 0;
}
.head {
  width: 133px;
  height: 142px;
  background: #f6b17f;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 48% 48% 44% 44%;
  position: absolute;
  bottom: 54px;
  left: 45px;
  z-index: 2;
}
.hair {
  width: 149px;
  height: 93px;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 80% 30% 40% 25%;
  background: #4d2a22;
  position: absolute;
  top: 51px;
  left: 36px;
  z-index: 3;
  transform: rotate(-8deg);
}
.eye {
  position: absolute;
  width: 14px;
  height: 20px;
  background: var(--ink);
  border-radius: 50%;
  top: 67px;
}
.eye.left {
  left: 33px;
}
.eye.right {
  right: 33px;
}
.mouth {
  width: 31px;
  height: 15px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 0 0 50% 50%;
  position: absolute;
  bottom: 28px;
  left: 47px;
}
.neck {
  position: absolute;
  background: #f6b17f;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  width: 43px;
  height: 35px;
  bottom: 32px;
  left: 91px;
  z-index: 1;
}
.shirt {
  position: absolute;
  bottom: -5px;
  left: 17px;
  width: 190px;
  height: 86px;
  background: var(--blue);
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 55% 55% 0 0;
  display: grid;
  place-items: center;
  font: 900 2rem var(--pixel);
  z-index: 0;
}
.spark {
  position: absolute;
  font-size: 2.2rem;
}
.s1 {
  top: 38px;
  right: 5px;
  color: #fff;
}
.s2 {
  bottom: 57px;
  left: 0;
  color: var(--pink);
}
.section-title {
  font: 900 clamp(1.7rem, 4vw, 2.8rem)/1 var(--round);
  letter-spacing: -0.08em;
  margin: 0 0 15px;
}
.tiles {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
  gap: 15px;
}
.tile {
  min-height: 190px;
  padding: 16px;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--ink);
  position: relative;
  overflow: hidden;
}
.tile span {
  font: 500 0.65rem var(--pixel);
}
.tile h3 {
  font: 900 1.4rem/0.95 var(--round);
  letter-spacing: -0.06em;
  margin: 22px 0 7px;
}
.tile p {
  font: 0.7rem var(--pixel);
  margin: 0;
  max-width: 120px;
}
.tile b {
  position: absolute;
  right: 13px;
  bottom: -15px;
  font: 5rem var(--pixel);
  opacity: 0.5;
}
.orange {
  background: var(--orange);
}
.blue {
  background: var(--blue);
}
.lime {
  background: var(--lime);
}
.guestbook {
  background: #fff5cf;
}
.guestbook h2 {
  margin: 0;
  font: 900 1.6rem var(--round);
  letter-spacing: -0.06em;
}
.guestbook > div p {
  font: 0.8rem var(--pixel);
}
.guestbook form {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1fr 1.4fr auto;
  gap: 9px;
  align-items: end;
}
.guestbook label {
  font: 500 0.65rem var(--pixel);
  display: grid;
  gap: 4px;
}
.guestbook input {
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  font: 0.8rem var(--pixel);
  padding: 10px;
  background: #fffdf5;
  min-width: 0;
}
.guestbook button {
  height: 37px;
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--pink);
  white-space: nowrap;
}
.guest-response {
  font: 0.72rem var(--pixel);
  margin: 14px 0 0;
  min-height: 1em;
  color: #c42765;
}
footer {
  border-top: 3px dashed var(--ink);
  padding: 25px 20px 40px;
  text-align: center;
  font: 0.7rem var(--pixel);
}
footer a {
  color: var(--pink);
  font-weight: 700;
}
.gnome-easter-egg {
  min-height: 380px;
  display: flex;
  align-items: end;
  justify-content: center;
  gap: 34px;
  padding: 35px 24px 0;
  overflow: hidden;
  background: #211b26 radial-gradient(#f8f3ed1c 1px, transparent 1px);
  background-size: 12px 12px;
}
.gnome-message {
  align-self: center;
  position: relative;
  max-width: 225px;
  padding: 16px 18px;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--cream);
  box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #9f5f73;
  color: var(--ink);
  font: 700 0.82rem/1.35 var(--pixel);
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}
.gnome-message::after {
  content: "";
  position: absolute;
  right: -14px;
  bottom: 22px;
  width: 24px;
  height: 24px;
  border-top: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-right: 3px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--cream);
  transform: rotate(45deg);
}
.noggin-gnome {
  display: block;
  width: min(240px, 55vw);
  max-height: 310px;
  object-fit: contain;
  object-position: bottom;
  filter: drop-shadow(6px 6px 0 #100d12);
}
.asmr-button {
  align-self: center;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--pink);
  color: #fff;
  font: 700 0.7rem var(--pixel);
  padding: 10px 12px;
  cursor: pointer;
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
  transform: rotate(-3deg);
}
.asmr-button:hover,
.asmr-button:focus-visible {
  background: var(--ink);
  outline: 0;
}
.gnome {
  width: 190px;
  height: 285px;
  position: relative;
  flex: 0 0 auto;
}
.gnome-hat {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 4;
  top: 4px;
  left: 18px;
  width: 155px;
  height: 155px;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  background: #9f5f73;
  clip-path: polygon(50% 0, 100% 100%, 0 100%);
}
.gnome-face {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 3;
  top: 113px;
  left: 46px;
  width: 99px;
  height: 77px;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 48% 48% 42% 42%;
  background: #efad85;
}
.gnome-nose {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 5;
  top: 34px;
  left: 34px;
  width: 27px;
  height: 27px;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: #f5bf98;
}
.gnome-beard {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 2;
  top: 152px;
  left: 28px;
  width: 136px;
  height: 103px;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 44% 44% 50% 50%;
  background: #f8f3ed;
  clip-path: polygon(0 0, 100% 0, 88% 72%, 66% 100%, 50% 81%, 31% 100%, 12% 72%);
}
.gnome-body {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 1;
  bottom: 8px;
  left: 31px;
  width: 130px;
  height: 87px;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 55% 55% 0 0;
  background: var(--blue);
}
.gnome-feet {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 0;
  bottom: 0;
  left: 39px;
  display: flex;
  gap: 24px;
}
.gnome-feet i {
  width: 45px;
  height: 27px;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 60% 40% 30% 30%;
  background: #ff7b34;
}
@media (max-width: 690px) {
  .teaser nav {
    height: 64px;
    padding: 0 18px;
  }
  .teaser-content {
    padding: 48px 20px 42px;
  }
  .nav-right {
    gap: 10px;
    font-size: 0.72rem;
  }
  .wordmark {
    font-size: 1rem;
  }
  .age-gate-link.signup {
    padding: 7px 10px;
  }
  .layout {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }
  .sidebar {
    display: none;
  }
  .hero-panel {
    padding: 28px 22px;
    min-height: 430px;
    align-items: flex-start;
  }
  .cartoon {
    position: absolute;
    right: -40px;
    bottom: -15px;
    transform: scale(0.75);
    transform-origin: bottom right;
    opacity: 0.75;
  }
  .hero-copy {
    max-width: 90%;
  }
  .tiles {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }
  .tile {
    min-height: 130px;
  }
  .guestbook form {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }
  .retro-header {
    padding: 20px;
  }
  .under-construction {
    font-size: 0.55rem;
  }
  .teaser h1 {
    font-size: clamp(2.55rem, 12vw, 3.4rem);
  }
  .gnome-easter-egg {
    min-height: 425px;
    flex-direction: column;
    align-items: center;
    gap: 0;
    padding-top: 35px;
  }
  .gnome-message {
    align-self: center;
  }
  .gnome-message::after {
    right: auto;
    bottom: -14px;
    left: calc(50% - 12px);
    transform: rotate(135deg);
  }
}
}